yerawizardmary:

mikesinfiniteconfusion:

flecton:

oldtobegin:

loneeel:

au-nat-urelle:

corrosivedreams:

colormeaquarian:

Cheesy Mushroom Pull-Apart Bread

This looks so tasty I had to share.  It will be more dope. once it’s in my mouth then in my belly. Perfect for Super Bowl munchies. 

http://www.beantownbaker.com/2012/01/cheesey-mushroom-pull-apart-bread.html

AH I made this before! It’s delicious!

o…oh…

Kill me right now so I can go to heaven and eat this forever.

fuck you horrible cheese people 

i hope you people know how fucking lucky you are

jerks

Dolphins!

I need to eat this.

Forget the mushrooms but holy crap this looks delicious.

Anonymous asked:
ur gf is hot as fuck bro

I know she is thank you very much. She is more than that and one thing that will always make me smile is that you’ll never ever get to find that out. She’s mine. She’s more than just “hot” She’s beautiful. She’s intelligent, kind, smart and funny, but most of all she is mine and no one elses. Please refrain from calling me “bro” I don’t acknowledge you as such and quite frankly you’re not my “bro” considering they know never to look at my woman like that. Now, if you’ll excuse me I would very much like you to kindly fuck off and never ever look at my wife again. Thank you and have a very nice day you unintelligent primate.

If there’s one thing I enjoy the most it’s

being able to tease my wife like crazy :3 It’s my best form of revenge when I can’t do anything else. 

This is my woman on a daily basis… Dear God… I don’t know whether to laugh or join in the crying XD 

This is my woman on a daily basis… Dear God… I don’t know whether to laugh or join in the crying XD 

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mayorofawesometown:

by Psycho-Kyugurl

Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous. I would love to be able to see something like this in my life time. =/ 

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ophiuchustroll:

fartchords:

  • You can only reblog it ONCE and like it ONCE!
  • You need to be comfortable with giving me your address? How else would you get it!?
  • I’m stupid and poor, so you have to pay if you’re international! Sorry! Canada is fine though~
  • No sucking up to me! I hate that!
  • You do not have to follow, but that would be nice?

If you reblog it more than once you will be disqualified, and no prizes for yoooou!

This giveaway will end on Valentine’s Day!

1st place will get: Pokemon Black edition DSi

2nd place will get: A game and derpy Pikachu!

3rd place will get: Last game and a mystery prize!? (it’s from MLP:FiM!)

mmmmyes

God, I would love this, the only DS I have is the ancient grey blocky one X_X

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Reblog if you’re in a long distance relationship or if you’re an LDR blog.

staringataskysovanilla:

I need to follow more people who are in the same boat as me….

(via missvampyxo)

missvampyxo: I hate the fact that every morning I wake up I look 10 pounds lighter. Obviously you look and weigh less but it’s a HUGE difference for me. Even if I just end up eating something small like a granola bar and some water. I literally look swollen. I’ve always had this problem and it’s annoying. I just wish I looked like this all day instead of just in the mornings. Nobody really sees me in the mornings x( I should have taken a picture in the same outfit later at night to show everyone the difference xP (My chubby face never gets smaller though, wish it did lol!) Is anyone else like this who can gain 10 pounds just by drinking not even a full glass of water? Or do I have srs body issues? You’re not baby. I don’t care what your weight says, or what you think. You’r beautiful and you always will be to me. You’re always sexy and attractive to me. I’m sorry if I don’t show that constantly, but you are. You are the most beautiful creature to me ever. You always will be. I’m so thankful for having you in my life and to be my wive and children carrier >:3 

missvampyxo:

I hate the fact that every morning I wake up I look 10 pounds lighter. Obviously you look and weigh less but it’s a HUGE difference for me. Even if I just end up eating something small like a granola bar and some water. I literally look swollen. I’ve always had this problem and it’s annoying. I just wish I looked like this all day instead of just in the mornings. Nobody really sees me in the mornings x( I should have taken a picture in the same outfit later at night to show everyone the difference xP


(My chubby face never gets smaller though, wish it did lol!)

Is anyone else like this who can gain 10 pounds just by drinking not even a full glass of water? Or do I have srs body issues?

You’re not baby. I don’t care what your weight says, or what you think. You’r beautiful and you always will be to me. You’re always sexy and attractive to me. I’m sorry if I don’t show that constantly, but you are. You are the most beautiful creature to me ever. You always will be. I’m so thankful for having you in my life and to be my wive and children carrier >:3 

Even with…

4 or 5 cups of extremely strong alcohol in me and with my two closest friends, I don’t think I’ll ever miss my fiance as I miss her now. I miss her so much and I worry about losing her. I’m a fat useless man. I’m lazy, I’m imperfect, I wait till the last minute to get things done because mainly everything in my life always sorts itself out. There are hundreds of thousands of amazing guys out there probably better than me who will most likely go out with her. I’m just… I’m useless. I’m a man that only wants a family, I lack a goal in life or rather, a word that escapes my mind in this muddle of a mess. Who knows, mayhaps I’m not meant to have such a loving woman. I mean, I don’t give her the love that she needs, or show it. I’ve always been apathetic and probably will continue to be so. My emotions are dead unless I get tipsy so that my restraints are taken from me. I control myself. I control myself right down to the very core of my being. I control my soul. I control how much hurts me. How much I want to feel. And yet, when it comes to her I can’t do that. I can’t control anything. I’ve never been more afraid in my life. No one has ever meant this much to me compared to her. I want her and only her. Yes, I used to fap to porn but I learned the errors of my ways. No one will ever make me feel the way I feel when I’m with her. No one. Absolutely no one. How do I know this? I just do. I can’t even think of anyone making me feel this happy unless it’s her. I know she can be extremely jealous and insecure but no matter what, that loving and patient and restraining side of her is still there. I just… I can’t imagine having kids with someone else, or growing old with someone else. She’s mine, she always will be no matter what the future brings. And regardless of my tipsyness right now it will never change. She is the love of my life and so help me God if she cheats on me or breaks up with me… I just… I just can’t imagine falling in love again. I’ll become a monk, I’ll travel the world, I’ll fuck as many women as possible, and leave one of them with child just so that my legacy can carry on, but after her, I will never EVER love again. No woman will ever have my heart like Mickey does. It’s gone and if she ever were to leave me it’ll be gone with her. Why? She is the one that gave life to my heart and if she were to go it would die, and I would become nothing more than a shadow of the man I used to be. She is my everything. Always will be. I love you, Mickey M. I always will. Nothing will ever change that… Except for you of course. 

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One thing I’m hoping for this weekend is…

To get lots and lots of vamp and zombie cards out of the prerelease I go to. Dear God, I want to build decks out of them! Just, so much pwnage. 

jasmine-flower: Kekai Kotaki

jasmine-flower:

Kekai Kotaki

jasmine-flower: by Tahra

jasmine-flower:

by Tahra

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bringyourfiends: My child. As funny as I find this, I feel kind of annoyed. Swords shouldn’t be used like that regardless of whether or not they are fantasy or painstakingly hand crafted. I don’t know, mayhaps it’s me being stupid and believing in the “soul” of a weapon, but I just wouldn’t do it. If I caught my kid doing this I’d make him clean the sword, apologize thoroughly and run until his legs give out beneath him .-.

bringyourfiends:

My child.

As funny as I find this, I feel kind of annoyed. Swords shouldn’t be used like that regardless of whether or not they are fantasy or painstakingly hand crafted. I don’t know, mayhaps it’s me being stupid and believing in the “soul” of a weapon, but I just wouldn’t do it. If I caught my kid doing this I’d make him clean the sword, apologize thoroughly and run until his legs give out beneath him .-.

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